- Me: Mom, dad, I'm a keyblade master.
- Parents: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Simple and Clean.
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
do dogs think in barks